Here’s an interesting read that you should read.

Seattlaians are not human. They are an off-shoot of the Cuoske tribe of alien polynoids that arrived on earth for the sole purpose of propagating caffine and the coffee bean. Incidentaly since coffee wasn’t as hot as they expected initially (pun intended) they started a small software company which wrote a rather feeble program known as DOS. Despite warnings from their chimp masters in Alpha Centauri that their deviation from the original mission can only cause doom they continued to pump money and make ridiculously shoddy software. 15 years later after seeing the abomination that was Windows ME the chief of the Po-Po clan of the afore mentioned Cuoske tribe killed himself because of depression and self-loathing. His half brother, who he shared a mother with was fathered by a maniacal blood sucking maggot, was a rather pleasant man despite all his personal issues.

It turns out that his half brother was running this company in cahoots with a bald headed human he lovingly called Balmer or just Balmsy. The nature of thier relationship although officially purely platonic is still subject to much controversy. In any case after the death of the chief of Po-Po, the Cuoske slipped into the cover of darkness to found a small coffee shop on the corner of 5th and Main, and resigned to the fact that they had failed in their mission. To their surprise they found out that by selling high quality coffee in standardized retail outlets across the nation for premium prices they could get humans on coffee and, in the process, caffeine.

Today, after dominating this world and ruling the human race from the shadows they communicate and recognize each other through the use of strange phrases imbedded in popluar language.

When you wake up to stuff like this in the morning, it just might make your day.