So I have been waking up mad early in the morning lately, in an effort to avoid the school traffic. At times, while I’m eating breakfast, I flip through my (free) cable wondering what’s going on. From what I can tell, early morning TVs are made for:
- insomniacs (or the wanna be-s: energy drink adverts)
- women’s Soccer fans (on ESPN at least)
- classic Sci-Fi fans (Twilight Zone)
- horny heterosexual males (Girls Gone Wild)
- males with small reproductive organ insecurities
- people who love to work out (or think about it)
If there are others, I still haven’t found them yet. It’s bizarre. I mean, it’s 5 in the funking mornin!
That is so funny — and I bet it’s the same everywhere… Even though I am an insomniac as of late, I am too damn lazy to go from the 2nd floor to the basement to catch some TV when I can’t sleep… 5am, huh?!? Too damn early!
well ask me about them.. yes..there is nothing worthwhile to watch..except for those u mentioned…
but if you are into food tv.. they have good shows on low calorie foods that taste similar to the real thing
lol! The funny thing about this is, I recently started getting up later. Although I know what you mean about early morning TV. Add law firm ads to the list…