So I have been waking up mad early in the morning lately, in an effort to avoid the school traffic. At times, while I’m eating breakfast, I flip through my (free) cable wondering what’s going on. From what I can tell, early morning TVs are made for:

• insomniacs (or the wanna be-s: energy drink adverts)
• women’s Soccer fans (on ESPN at least)
• classic Sci-Fi fans (Twilight Zone)
• horny heterosexual males (Girls Gone Wild)
• males with small reproductive organ insecurities
• people who love to work out (or think about it)

If there are others, I still haven’t found them yet. It’s bizarre. I mean, it’s 5 in the funking mornin!